Stop giving me fic ideas! Honestly, just look at this list of things I'm not going to writeRussell and Noel are the last two people on Earth. (Written quite a lot of this, stalled due to lack of knowledge of Butlins-type holiday camps ( Read more... )

I hate William Grundy. I think he's a miserable, boring whinger and I don't care whether he poisoned the kite, I hope he gets banged up anyway. I'm sick of hearing his horribly, whiny voice. I can't stand any of the rest of the Grundys either, except Ed. I like Ed. Ed can stay ( Read more... )